a month in the life of a cursed hunter ((samefivealbums))

[onlytobenormal]

Candy and sea lions. What, do you want me to get you an ice cream after?

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[onlytobenormal]

I stand corrected. Maybe later tonight. You know, some people at school saw us out... they wanted to know who you were.

Fruit and salad stuff. And yes, I know there's fruit in pies, but it doesn't count.

[samefivealbums]

Oh yeah? Is this something I should apologize for?

Alright, alright. I'll get your rabbit food. And pie ALWAYS counts, Sam.

[onlytobenormal]

No, not really. It's not like they caught us having sex in public somewhere.

Though they did do plenty of that, so that was lucky...

All the fruit in pie is full of sugar! It doesn't count.

[samefivealbums]

Mmm... public sex. ;)

It so counts. Pie is wonderful. You're just un-American.

[onlytobenormal]

Pervert.

I'm not! We all just don't treat pie like crack. But whatever, go feed your addiction.

[samefivealbums]

Whatever, dude. Get to the important part. How hot did they say I was?

I'm going to. I'm also gonna get ice cream. And coffee. If you're nice to me, I might even get those stupid, flavored coffee creamers you like.

[onlytobenormal]

Who says they didn't think you were hideous?

I'm always nice to you, dude

[samefivealbums]

Dude! Read what you just sent me and then tell me you're always nice to me. Dick.

See if I share my pie with you.

[onlytobenormal]

You know I'm only teasing. They were impressed... but they don't get to hear the names you call me.

I didn't want any of your pie!

[samefivealbums]

Hopefully not, unless they've all moved in next door. Then they might hear me screaming...

You remember that when I have it. I can be very creative with sweet, sticky food items, Sammy.

[onlytobenormal]

See? I treat you nice almost every night.

You're such a pervert.

[samefivealbums]

You always call me a perv, but you never say no. What does that make you, hmm...?

[onlytobenormal]

An amazing little brother?

[samefivealbums]

Nope! The correct answer is: a dirty little brother that likes to do filthy, hot things to me.

[onlytobenormal]

And what filthy, hot things did you have in mind for tonight?

[samefivealbums]

Depends. Somebody said they were gonna punish me. Am I still gonna get my just desserts or should I plan my own festivities fro tonight?

[onlytobenormal]

Maybe get those handcuffs out... leave them handy.

[samefivealbums]

Kinky. I like it. I'll get 'em out when I get home, then. Any other requests?

[onlytobenormal]

Yeah, be naked.

[samefivealbums]

Wow, this is gonna be, like, the shortest grocery shopping trip ever.

Tell me your classes aren't long today.

[onlytobenormal]

Not too late, no. I won't keep you waiting.

[samefivealbums]

Better not. I'll start without you and you'll miss your chance to punish me.

[onlytobenormal]

You can threaten that all you want, but I bet I could get you back in the mood anyway.

[samefivealbums]

I guess we'll find out if you keep me waiting. I'm gonna go shopping now. See you when you get home.

[onlytobenormal]

See you, Dean.

He couldn't help but grin by the time he pocketed his phone. He didn't have late classes today though, thank God. Now that he was thinking about what was waiting for him at home, he couldn't wait.

As soon as he was done, he headed straight for home.