Not really, but I'll fake it. [He grinned and shrugged, climbing out of the passenger's door and eyeballing the store with a little trepidation. Jeans and tee-shirts. How hard could it be, right?]

[He followed Sam into the store and gave the saleslady a sob story about the airline losing all his her luggage on the flight over, so now he she needed new clothes so he she could stop borrowing his her boyfriend's. Yeah, he totally went there.]

[Apparently his puppy eyes worked even better in a girl's face. The lady was more than willing to help figure out sizes and advise colors.]