[Dean popped out of the dressing room, grinning like a Cheshire cat. He had on a pair of faded jeans that rode low on the hips and were just about painted on (the groaning), and a bright red, lacy bra (the giggling) underneath a see-through, black mesh shirt.] I think I saw this exact same outfit on the cover of a motorcycle magazine!

[Hey, if he's gotta do this for a month, he might as well have fun with it.]