That could be possible. Although, I'm assuming this store angles toward college girls, since it's a college town. And pretty much everything the lady handed me was way above the knee. [He held a skirt over the top of the door and waved it a little.] Some people call this sort of thing "a belt", you know. [Obviously, that means he has to try it on.]

Why shouldn't I have fun? It will probably... hopefully... never happen again and it's just for a few weeks. [He emerged again in that skirt -- a faux-leather mini that had a shiny chain belt, and a skin tight, white babydoll shirt with sparkly, pink letters proclaiming him an "Angel".] Dude, I am a sexy bitch.