[Of course she would. That's why texts could be horrible things when siblings were involved, if they had half the mind to make you do embarrassing things. Though normally, he doubted that included going to adult toy stores together.]

You could say that. You could also say I'm already half hard just thinking about it. God, just thinking about you, Dean.

[And he was sure she was probably delighting in the fact she had that affect on him when she wasn't even around. Jerk.]