[She laughed against his lips and kissed him back just as heated. It really was one of the nicer aspects to being changed into a girl, that her arousal didn't show physically. Poor Sam.] I'm not a jerk. If I was a jerk, I'd have given you the mental image of me wearing a remote controlled vibrator around and letting you hold the remote, getting me all worked up in public where I can't do anything about it...

[See? Now, she was a jerk.]